A man saw an ad: No surgery, no hospitalization, allows you to easily bigger penis thicker! Dayton was overjoyed and immediately transfer. A few days, received packets, eager to open a look! ! Turned out to be a magnifying glass!
2, a couple priests Q: If after five minutes to the end of the world, you want to do? Husband enthusiastically replied: want to have sex. Mrs. White says profoundly at him: that the remaining four minutes to do?
3, both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
4, the morning of the wedding night, the groom woke up and found the bride burst into tears. Surprised Q: darling, why are you crying? The bride to cry: how over the years to come? That thing you used the night is down to the horrendous! After we supposed to do!
5, take the bus to the climax of a village, the old man act. Asked the waitress on the way: the climax to yet? Waitress: Not yet. While he asked: climax to yet? The clerk says: poor old guy impatient, I'll call the climax to it!
6, wife to go home to play mahjong until midnight, woke up her husband in order not to interfere, she first stripped in the living room and then into the bedroom. Qiayu husband woke up, met with furious to: too far! Thou hast nothing left to lose?
7, a dinner lady to spend time point of the Road stir whip, take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: this stuff is really amazing! chopped cooked, and it actually also know the way!
8, a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, joked Road 'is really blossoming fruit trees where ah', beautiful hear, pull from the skirt, said: 'There are students you keep your place'!
9, a couple is having sex, the woman suddenly jumped out of bed, ran into the kitchen, grabbed a handful from the meter tank meters, back spread to the men who angrily said: less disgrace here, go back to the big chicken feed Come back!
10, village women reported wrote: shame it! I was strong last night * the. Police asked him the man sawed long? that Anke did not see, but certainly a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, but finally I go in to his help.
11, fell in love with the fox the rabbit, about? Drink beer, drunk, rabbits, foxes take the opportunity on the rabbit and strong *, and after a few days to drink fox also known as rabbit, the rabbit said: 'hey! Not to go! Not to go!, Drinking beer butt hurt'
12, girls go home at midnight, by seven thugs, dangerous to stand up when an aunt, rescued girls from being round *, radio interviews, aunt made: in fact, had nothing like that time, just this good thing it can not all cheap, small show bitch child!
13. a village women for the first time into the city, like the latrine, not seen for a long time, but unfortunately the police for help: gay, in front of public toilets, will the mother Where is the toilet?
14, men and young girl wearing a mini skirt stroking the thigh: Honey, I love you! His girlfriend was fascinated to be held: and again a little higher! Young man raised his voice: My dear, I love you!
15, questioning the warden, the prisoners said: Moonlight, no money to hold back the panic, raise my eyes bank, looking down into the classroom. Warden: born a few decades, there is no pocket money, rob a small bank, closed for several years.
16, a child of a woman whose body was found in the river, so the police said: A woman was hit by the river death, two large chest pack, a knife cut between the legs bleeding a lot, estimated time of death is too long, long hair cut at the already shut Replies that do not intend to, not to laugh ah!
2, a couple priests Q: If after five minutes to the end of the world, you want to do? Husband enthusiastically replied: want to have sex. Mrs. White says profoundly at him: that the remaining four minutes to do?
3, both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
4, the morning of the wedding night, the groom woke up and found the bride burst into tears. Surprised Q: darling, why are you crying? The bride to cry: how over the years to come? That thing you used the night is down to the horrendous! After we supposed to do!
5, take the bus to the climax of a village, the old man act. Asked the waitress on the way: the climax to yet? Waitress: Not yet. While he asked: climax to yet? The clerk says: poor old guy impatient, I'll call the climax to it!
6, wife to go home to play mahjong until midnight, woke up her husband in order not to interfere, she first stripped in the living room and then into the bedroom. Qiayu husband woke up, met with furious to: too far! Thou hast nothing left to lose?
7, a dinner lady to spend time point of the Road stir whip, take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: this stuff is really amazing! chopped cooked, and it actually also know the way!
8, a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, joked Road 'is really blossoming fruit trees where ah', beautiful hear, pull from the skirt, said: 'There are students you keep your place'!
9, a couple is having sex, the woman suddenly jumped out of bed, ran into the kitchen, grabbed a handful from the meter tank meters, back spread to the men who angrily said: less disgrace here, go back to the big chicken feed Come back!
10, village women reported wrote: shame it! I was strong last night * the. Police asked him the man sawed long? that Anke did not see, but certainly a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, but finally I go in to his help.
11, fell in love with the fox the rabbit, about? Drink beer, drunk, rabbits, foxes take the opportunity on the rabbit and strong *, and after a few days to drink fox also known as rabbit, the rabbit said: 'hey! Not to go! Not to go!, Drinking beer butt hurt'
12, girls go home at midnight, by seven thugs, dangerous to stand up when an aunt, rescued girls from being round *, radio interviews, aunt made: in fact, had nothing like that time, just this good thing it can not all cheap, small show bitch child!
13. a village women for the first time into the city, like the latrine, not seen for a long time, but unfortunately the police for help: gay, in front of public toilets, will the mother Where is the toilet?
14, men and young girl wearing a mini skirt stroking the thigh: Honey, I love you! His girlfriend was fascinated to be held: and again a little higher! Young man raised his voice: My dear, I love you!
15, questioning the warden, the prisoners said: Moonlight, no money to hold back the panic, raise my eyes bank, looking down into the classroom. Warden: born a few decades, there is no pocket money, rob a small bank, closed for several years.
16, a child of a woman whose body was found in the river, so the police said: A woman was hit by the river death, two large chest pack, a knife cut between the legs bleeding a lot, estimated time of death is too long, long hair cut at the already shut Replies that do not intend to, not to laugh ah!
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